I tore a contact lens the other day. Or rather, I went to put it in and noticed it was ripped, dunno how it happened.
Bit annoying, as that's only two weeks into its month of life, but there we go.
It then occurred to me that I haven't had a new lot of lenses yet. (get a batch through the post every 3 months, the last arrived beginning of December)
So I phoned the lensmail people to see where my stuff has got to... to discover that they're holding my lenses hostage until I go for another eye test. But no-one bothered to tell me that, of course.
Good old specsavers... I've got the checkup booked, but I wonder how long it'll be before they sort it all out this time!