The radio alarm comes on in the morning, giving me an hour of news to half-listen to until I finish waking up and get out of bed.

Today I heard the words 'River Monnow', and some discussion about tributaries and the Dore and riverbanks and habitats and stuff. And waterfalls. They're repopulating the river with waterfalls. Lots and lots of waterfalls, to replace ones that vanished years ago.
I can't have been very awake because this didn't seem at all strange. Well, it did a little bit, but only because I couldn't figure out how you'd make new waterfalls.

Anyway, I checked BBC news a bit later to discover that they were actually talking about water voles. haha.

tags: stupid